Bitch, please

yeah 10:30 the night before i go out of town is a great time to let me know you won’t be able...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:29:23 -0400

yeah 10:30 the night before i go out of town is a great time to let me know you won’t be able to take care of my cat… it’s not like we didn’t talk about this 3 times… and each time you didn’t say you could do it and not to worry… FUCK YOU

I know that you don’t like getting the “regret” responses from people when you...

Mon, 13 May 2013 08:00:38 -0400

I know that you don’t like getting the “regret” responses from people when you have a show… but I don’t like getting invited on 5 different forms of social media… I’m not coming… stop inviting me

I get it. This was a competition and I lost. Do you have to constantly rub it in my face?

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:49:00 -0400

I get it. This was a competition and I lost. Do you have to constantly rub it in my face?

I know I should be nice and be happy that you’re newly engaged… But all I can think is...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:33:33 -0400

I know I should be nice and be happy that you’re newly engaged… But all I can think is how happy I am that you got fat… At least I’m happy?

I think the woman realizes that her child is screaming on the train guys- every single person...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 08:00:30 -0400

I think the woman realizes that her child is screaming on the train guys- every single person staring from the other side of the train isn’t going to make it stop- put your headphones back on and ignore it like an unconcerned citizen.

I kicked you… and I said sorry… but I kicked you because you didn’t seem to get...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:14:49 -0400

I kicked you… and I said sorry… but I kicked you because you didn’t seem to get that letting your wet jacket rest on my leg wasn’t okay… you seemed to realize you were doing it after I kicked you.

someone told me he was getting fat… he’s not… but damn she’s as big as a...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 23:16:15 -0400

someone told me he was getting fat… he’s not… but damn she’s as big as a house…

Honey I don’t like you either- so when you give me dirty looks and I smile- don’t assume...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 15:13:58 -0400

Honey I don’t like you either- so when you give me dirty looks and I smile- don’t assume I’m not thinking about tripping you.

There’s something disturbing about the fact that you wanted a blow job in a bathroom- before...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:38:40 -0400

There’s something disturbing about the fact that you wanted a blow job in a bathroom- before getting on a 530 train to see your son for his birthday.

No cab wants to pick up 3 blondes during rush hour- especially if one of them is carrying over a...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 18:17:46 -0500

No cab wants to pick up 3 blondes during rush hour- especially if one of them is carrying over a dozen roses the day after valentines day

Seriosuly I could give less of a shit about your daughter and her birthday party… I’ve...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 11:02:22 -0500

Seriosuly I could give less of a shit about your daughter and her birthday party… I’ve been hearing about it for two months now… I get it she likes the hulk… and she’s a girl… big deal… the party is now over… please move on.

Seriously… there was something dirty- so instead of cleaning it you go around asking how it...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:54:39 -0500

Seriously… there was something dirty- so instead of cleaning it you go around asking how it got dirty? Just clean it up!

No you see adulthood is when you have a job to have a “night” off from… you...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 23:09:32 -0500

No you see adulthood is when you have a job to have a “night” off from… you aren’t an adult just because you have a kid.

I don’t answer my debt collector calls at work- so you probably shouldn’t either…...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 10:44:00 -0500

I don’t answer my debt collector calls at work- so you probably shouldn’t either… It’s almost as bad as when you brag about how your kid’s adopted and more beautiful than everyone elses…come on now… show a little bit of couth.

I wish I did more than just think bitch- I wish I had the balls to insist that I get the...

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 16:30:47 -0500

I wish I did more than just think bitch- I wish I had the balls to insist that I get the preferential treatment in my own house.

I think you need to consider who you are associating with- it might prevent those “random...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 09:48:02 -0500

I think you need to consider who you are associating with- it might prevent those “random acts” of vandalism from occurring.

you’re also using up my internet speed so I can’t watch hulu… you suck

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 16:00:25 -0500

you’re also using up my internet speed so I can’t watch hulu… you suck

I’ve made food that you’ve eaten for over a year- even after you started treating me...

Mon, 19 Nov 2012 08:00:21 -0500

I’ve made food that you’ve eaten for over a year- even after you started treating me like shit… yet you can’t even offer me food that you made in my apartment when I’m the one who is going to be cleaning up after it? I probably would have declined… but still

I babble when I’m uncomfortable and I’ve been babbling around you for months now…...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:31:26 -0500

I babble when I’m uncomfortable and I’ve been babbling around you for months now… I’m just sick of it… If you’re mad at me tell me why- and if it’s because I don’t like your asshole friend then you might want to do a better job of keeping your asshole friend out of my apartment.

I do everything you ask quicker than it needs to be done- how is it that I’m sitting here,...

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 12:53:00 -0500

I do everything you ask quicker than it needs to be done- how is it that I’m sitting here, waitng for you to get something done that your boss asked you to do four days ago?